On The Buses

Could we possibly get the army to run the tube for a few days like they did for the firefighters strike?

Here are my favourite snippets of conversation heard on the number 139 bus today…

“I feel a bit car sick.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Wow. Maybe we’ve got ESPN or something.”

“After that shopping spree earlier I’m really far into the red or black. Whichever the bad one is.”

People in St Johns Wood actually do have more money than sense. They also have various sports channels.

I like St Johns Wood really, we have four taps on our kitchen sink.

Hot, cold, sparkling and slightly lemony.