Confused

My supermarket wants to sell me car insurance. I’m confused.com! What is confusing about that? They’re trying to sell you car insurance in the same way they try to sell you baked beans you daft cow! They’re a supermarket, they sell things. If you’re confused by that, never go in a Tesco Extra, your head might explode. An escalator for trolleys? But… but… wh… KABOOM! Maybe I should watch less daytime TV. What is confusing me is the number of price comparison websites that are now competing to end the confusion that has apparently occurred due to the large number …