On The Buses

Could we possibly get the army to run the tube for a few days like they did for the firefighters strike? Here are my favourite snippets of conversation heard on the number 139 bus today… “I feel a bit car sick.” “I was just thinking that!” “Wow. Maybe we’ve got ESPN or something.” “After that shopping spree earlier I’m really far into the red or black. Whichever the bad one is.” People in St Johns Wood actually do have more money than sense. They also have various sports channels. I like St Johns Wood really, we have four taps on …

Could You Open A Little Wider Please

I cannot feel my mouth. This is because I have just been to the dentist and three fillings have left my mouth completely numb. As a result I cannot eat although this is mainly due to the fear that if I tried I would resemble a baby refusing to eat mushy peas. This is not a rant. I actually like my new dentist. My dentist up North could be a bit of a prat and its nice to have change. That said it is rather annoying that as soon as I ended the surgery he began telling me that he’d just got back …