Every Little Helps

Another generous offer from Tescos… It’s good to see a major supermarket doing it’s bit to tackle innumeracy problems though.

Confused

My supermarket wants to sell me car insurance. I’m confused.com! What is confusing about that? They’re trying to sell you car insurance in the same way they try to sell you baked beans you daft cow! They’re a supermarket, they sell things. If you’re confused by that, never go in a Tesco Extra, your head might explode. An escalator for trolleys? But… but… wh… KABOOM! Maybe I should watch less daytime TV. What is confusing me is the number of price comparison websites that are now competing to end the confusion that has apparently occurred due to the large number …

Feeling Flats

I hate flat-hunting. But as I only have to go through the hellish process once or twice a year, I forget this. When the time comes to find a new place to live I get excited at the prospect of moving. I set out truly believing that I will be able to find a wonderful flat, located moments from a tube station and a big Sainsbury’s, with huge rooms, a lounge with patio doors leading a roof garden overlooking Hampstead Heath with a hot tub with gold plated taps and a butler. It then comes as a shocking blow to …