Could You Open A Little Wider Please

I cannot feel my mouth. This is because I have just been to the dentist and three fillings have left my mouth completely numb. As a result I cannot eat although this is mainly due to the fear that if I tried I would resemble a baby refusing to eat mushy peas. This is not a rant. I actually like my new dentist. My dentist up North could be a bit of a prat and its nice to have change. That said it is rather annoying that as soon as I ended the surgery he began telling me that he’d just got back …

Only 71 Shopping Days Left!

This is a really predictable rant for this time of year, but I’m going to do it anyway. I was in Sainsbury’s yesterday and I noticed that they’d started to put tinsel round the security barriers. On top of this a Christmas tree (yet to be decorated) stood proudly by the entrance to the store and a number of shelfs in the bakery section which usually stock a variety of chocolate cakes was now covered in mince pies. IT’S TOO FUCKING EARLY!!! I am of the opinion that Christmas should never be mentioned, no decorations put up or Christmas food …